UPDATE: A full jury of 12 and six alternates in has been selected in Donald Trump‘s hush money trial.
01.04.2024 - 22:11 / perezhilton.com
If you only listened to right wing talking points the past week, you’d think the godless Joe Biden was doing everything he could do exorcise Christ from Easter.
First off, that conveniently ignores the fact there hasn’t been anything Jesus-y in the White House Easter Egg hunt for half a century, including with Donald Trump was president. Then there was the Trans Day Of Visibility being “purposely” scheduled on Easter Sunday… which of course ignores the fact that day was named in 2009, and Easter hops around to different dates every year and only coincided for the first time this year — and won’t be on March 31 again until the year 2086.
Oh, and then of course there’s this.
That was President Biden’s Easter missive. Pretty Jesus-y, right? What, uh, was Donald Trump’s?
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You know, the guy who stamped his name on Bibles and is selling them for $60 to help fund his legal fees for fraud and his upcoming trial about paying hush money to a porn star he cheated with? What was his very sacred message for Easter?
Well, first off it wasn’t one thing. Trump was absolutely unhinged on Sunday. He must have spent every moment not in a photo op online because he posted over 70 messages to his Truth Social! Can you imagine?! Obviously there was fundraising. And attacking his enemies. Oh, and he got super pious by comparing himself to Jesus, posting an article saying he’s being crucified. Yeah, that really happened. Oh, and he reposted a lot of messages by convict Steve Bannon. But for his big Easter post this year, he wrote:
Oh man, it’s straight from the Sermon on the Mount, isn’t it?
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UPDATE: A full jury of 12 and six alternates in has been selected in Donald Trump‘s hush money trial.
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