Donald Trump’s Train Wreck Appearance In Polluted East Palestine, Ohio Heats Up ‘SNL’ Cold Open
26.02.2023 - 08:21
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“Oh, it’s wonderful to be here in the town of East Palestine, not a great name,” said the James Austin Johnson portrayed Donald Trump tonight kicking off Saturday Night Live. “I’m here and I brought hats, cameras and hats” he added after taking a swipe at Joe Biden for visiting the Ukrainian capital of Kyiv and Volodymyr Zelenskyy earlier this week and had a visit from his own legal troubles.
“That’s why you need me,” the MAGA hat wearing SNL Trump went on to say. “I feel like I could Schitt’s Creek this place.”
Just over three days after the former and hoping to be future POTUS made a self-aggrandizing trip to the small Ohio town savaged by a massive chemical burn off that followed a train derailment, tonight’s SNL cold open definitely started out timelier than most the show has had this 48th season. Having done double duty for months as both Trump and Biden, Johnson once again enthusiastically showed the former is his strong suit.
Modelling what was a trainwreck of an appearance by the real-life in East Palestine on February 22, Johnson riffed on water, Rihanna’s Super Bowl half-time show and “your train exploded and who do we blame?”
The answer from SNL’s Trump, as in real life, was Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg.
“This was his responsibility. Unfortunately, he was too busy being a nerd and being gay,” Johnson’s Trump near deadpanned to big laughs – as you can see in the video below. “But this would have never happened under my administration People are saying I made the trains less safe. Not true. Okay, not true. I did a lot for trains. I made them bigger, faster, less safe perhaps.”
Former President Trump addresses residents of East Palestine, Ohio following this month’s train derailment