Colin Jost and Michael Che took several swipes at current president Joe Biden and former commander-in-chief Donald Trump during Saturday Night Live’s “Weekend Update” segment.
31.03.2023 - 00:33 / perezhilton.com
Well, Donald Trump has released his response to finally being indicted — and it’s as Trumpy as we’ve seen in a long time.
The former POTUS went full conspiracy theory in his official statement, railing against the evil Democrats and once again amplifying some antisemitic propaganda blaming Jewish billionaire George Soros for funding everything. But of course, it’s ultimately all Joe Biden‘s direct orders. Sigh.
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Anyway, dive in (below):
Can we just rewind past all the tin-foil hat nonsense and point out that he literally mentions his “golden escalator” in the same sentence as he’s boasting he’s the champion of “the hard-working”? Sorry, that’s just hilarious. Moving on with the B.S., he said:
Election interference?? The case has been going since well before the 2020 election! Michael Cohen was convicted and sentenced for his role in these crimes in 2018! If Trump had won in 2020, he wouldn’t even be able to run in 2024!
And of course, there are those insiders who claimed he was only running to avoid potentially going to prison — their takes certainly look a lot more plausible now…
Trump continued:
Trump finished with a fiery flourish one might expect from a preacher in a tent — one who has unprotected sex with porn stars, we guess:
We’re just going to state the obvious here. The government has bent over backwards not to indict Trump for crimes. The claims of everything being biased and unfair have worked. The whining has worked. For years. No one has dared actually charge Trump for the things regular people would certainly go to prison for, that his team members have gone to prison for — all out of fear of being seen as being politically
Colin Jost and Michael Che took several swipes at current president Joe Biden and former commander-in-chief Donald Trump during Saturday Night Live’s “Weekend Update” segment.
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from public view. If the latest reporting is to be believed, the PR-strategy-wise. Simultaneous accounts published in Page Six and People suggest that Donald has been pleading with his wife to make a public show of support on the campaign trail.
Saturday Night Live’s “Weekend Update” with Colin Jost and Michael Che took multiple swings at Fox News and Donald Trump on the show.
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Ivanka Trump reportedly decided to visit Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago over the weekend. And while the former First Lady was not photographed arriving in Palm Beach, Florida, a source revealed to Page Six that she was spotted at his private club, ahead of being formally charged with over 30 felonies.It was reported that Ivanka was seen with her husband and former White House adviser Jared Kushner, spending time at a residency owned by his parents in Bal Harbor, Florida, which is known to be just one hour away by car from Mar-a-Lago.“I love my father and I love my country.
It’s an historic day as Donald Trump has been arrested.
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