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Chris Harrison has finally broken me, cause I truly don't know how much more Bachelor drama I can take. Tonight was only the first of two finale episodes (that's four whole hours of drama, people), and it was a JOURNEY, from to .

If you've watched even a little bit of Peter Weber's season of , there's no way you haven't heard of . For example: , let it slip that to him that Victoria has broken up literal marriages in an attempt to stop him from making the wrong choice during the hometown dates. As a result, and basically said Merissa was making the entire thing up just to be on the show. Now, Merissa's firing back.

[There are spoilers ahead for last night's episode of Grey's Anatomy. Proceed with caution!]

So much is happening in Bachelor Nation I can barely cope, but on top of everything else Peter is out here commenting on Victoria F.'s Instagrams. Which...seems significant? But let's back up a moment.

Another day, another wild theory about who won Peter Weber's season of The Bachelor. To recap, there have already been several theories about how this whole thing ends, including A) , B) , C) , and D) .

Remember when Peter Weber's ex-girlfriend showed up on The Bachelor and accused of breaking up marriages? Yeah, well Victoria denied those accusations during The Women Tell All, and it looks like Peter has her back.

Hello good morning, HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS? —and for those of you who haven't been doing this thing as long as I have (it's been 84 years) here's a quick refresher: she finished 2nd on Juan Pablo’s season, was recently on Bachelor Winter Games, and has also been on TWO seasons of Bachelor in Paradise.

Typically at this point on The Bachelor, the ending to has already been spoiled. But Peter Weber's season is hitting a little different. We have no idea who wins this thing, which has basically caused Bachelor Nation to spiral into conspiracy theories. A buncha people think , while a ton of other people think . .

The internet has and she's about to risk it all to run off with him into the sunset. ! So, uh, guess it's time to get to know Julie a little better just in case she and Peter are end game? Yeah.

Literally no one has any idea how The Bachelor ends, but there's one vaguely amusing conspiracy theory that . To be fair, there is some evidence that these two spend a ton of time together, and now Chris Harrison is weighing in.

Beyoncé opened Kobe and Gianna Bryant's memorial ceremony today by singing emotional renditions of "XO" and "Halo." She started by performing "XO," then paused to tell the crowd, "I’m here because I love Kobe, and this was one of his favorite songs. So I want to start that over but I want us to do it all together.

Bachelor Nation is still reeling over Peter Weber giving a rose after despite literally not meeting her parents, and now it looks like their date is going to be predictably messy.

"Feel Me" has quite a bit of history attached to it—the song deals with , which if you recall, was pretty messy. Hell, Selena even said so herself! "I'm so exhausted. I honestly am so done," she told in February 2016. "I care about his [Justin's] health and well-being. But I can't do it anymore."

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[Bachelor spoilers ahead! You've been warned!]

Hi, hello, and I'm here with some very sweet Justin Bieber news: It looks like the Canadian former-bad boy is very protective over music's newest star, Billie Eilish. In an interview with Apple Music's Zane Lowe, Justin got emotional while talking about his relationship with Billie, who he calls a "superstar."

[Bachelor spoilers ahead!]

came out for the Oscar after parties, and she came dressed to turn heads. actress and Screen Actors Guild winner arrived at Netflix's Oscar after party with her Friends co-star Courteney Cox, wearing a short black dress. It's simple but simultaneously one of her sexiest looks from all of awards season.

Ahead of tonight’s show, we knew , was performing something, but it was shrouded in mystery. Those of you who bet your friends that Billie would perform the new James Bond song were incorrect, because she ended up singing during the show’s In Memoriam segment.

Sorry if you thought that we were over Kylie Jenner's hit single "Riiise and Shiiine," cause it looks like Kylie is very much trying to bring it back.

It looks like someone in the Saturday Night Live writers' room might also a member of Bachelor Nation, cause last night the show decided to make fun of season of the Bachelor with a skit about "The Pilot Hunk."

[Warning: Episode 4 spoilers ahead!]

[Episode 4 spoilers ahead, people!]

It's all happening, people! And by that, I mean some of the most anticipated drama from this season of The Bachelor—aka —is going down Monday night. And IDK about you, but I've already purchased my rosé and popcorn.

[There are spoilers ahead for last night’s Grey's Anatomy. If you’re not caught up, don’t keep reading! I warned you.]

That said, the question “Will Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt get back together after their ?” was understood by me, the astrologer, at 10:15 a.m. ET in New York, New York, on January 22nd, 2020 [editor’s note: hehe, yeah, I went there]. According to the horary chart below, the answer to this burning question to be a “yes.” *insert high-pitched screams* Allow me to explain why.

In the event that you've been deeply concerned about , good news: they appear to be back on track. A source tells that the pair are "fully back together" after almost two months of separation, explaining, "They took a few weeks apart but ultimately decided they really care about each other." Oh, and they "seem very happy to be spending time together again." Yay!

[Warning: Riverdale spoilers ahead. Keep checking back for more answers as the season progresses.]

Person who has even less chill than you when it comes to reunion? That'd be Friends star Courteney Cox, who is literally out here liking fan comments about how much Jen and Brad clearly still love each other.

Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner just gifted the world the content we crave, by which I mean they filmed a beauty tutorial of Kylie doing Kim's makeup. Cool, I was in the mood to procrastinate on all my life responsibilities today, so this is working out great for me.