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Apologies if you've been enjoying your brief break from Miley Cyrus/Cody Simpson relationship content, but Cody just gave a new interview and we need to discuss.

I know it's been 9,529,423 years and many royal dramas since last October, but you might remember that six months ago, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle filed a lawsuit against Associated Newspapers, aka the publisher of British tabloids Daily Mail and Mail on Sunday.

Good Morning, is currently the only thing getting me through social isolation. Mostly due to the fact that it's already *extreme Chris Harrison voice* The Most! Dramatic! Show! Ever! The season premiere was predictably messy and insane, partially because (aka Trevor Holmes), shoved him in Jed's signature jacket, and expected the internet...not to notice? But like, this was the situation on Twitter last night, so:

is an icon through and through. Originally from Pittman Center, Tennessee, the country music legend has had an extraordinary rise to fame with hits like “” and “I Will Always Love You.” But behind her signature teased wigs and rhinestone bedazzled outfits, there’s one person who knows better than anyone else — her husband, Carl Dean.

For some reason, after watching seven hours of Netflix's Tiger King, the thing that people are most upset about is not Doc Antle's whole “apprentices”/girlfriends/wives situation or his , or even Joe Exotic's alleged abuse of animals, but rather Carole Baskin's missing husband. And, to use one of my favorite TikTok memes, I don't know if it's sexist, but it don't feel right.

Rejoice: Keeping Up With the Kardashians is back, and already we have some crazy plot lines! First, we had that. Then, Kris Jenner was seriously (yikes). Now, we have Kris pressuring suggesting that Khloé freeze her eggs in case she wants more children in the future.

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In a time when more and more people are struggling to figure out how they're going to pay the rent or put food on the table in the middle of a pandemic, Forbes just released their annual list. Ah, yes, just what the world needs right now. And in case anyone had any fears that was creeping in on , Forbes reported Kylie will keep her "self-made" billionaire title for the second year in a row.

Honestly, the creators of should have known seven episodes was nowhere near enough. I still have so many burning questions. Did exotic-animal breeder and convicted criminal Joe Exotic set fire to his own recording studio? Was he really worth Does he have plans to release more music videos? Will I ever get the chance to test out his branded skin cream?

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle may have finally , but sadly, they aren't getting to do all the fun things that they wanted to do in rn. Yes, Meghan was able , and yes, she wants to ! But Meghan and Harry still have the tricky task of figuring out their rebranding strategy, which will have to be placed on hold because of what's going on in the world right now.

Weeks after Drake called Sophie Brussaux, the mother of his son, a the Toronto rapper shared a ton of photos of them and their 2-year-old son, Adonis, for the first time. Up until now, that were shared with the world were the kind where celebrities only post a or leg. Those are cute and all, but obviously fans really want to see what the kiddo actually looks like.

Bachelor Colton Underwood and Cassie Randolph are currently together and very cute (), but their relationship has definitely had some ups and downs. In a excerpt from his new memoir , Colton explains that he and Cassie briefly broke up last August.

Alright, so I'm not gonna say coronavirus and social distancing has made us go crazy as a society, but what I will* say is that it's causing certain individuals to misspeak now that we have so much time on our hands. Remember when ? Welp, Madonna is following suit because she just called the virus "the great equalizer."

Usually the cast of Bachelor and Bachelorette wait until Bachelor in Paradise to shoot their shot with their on-screen crushes, but guess everyone's thirstier than usual this season. Connor Saeli and Mike Johnson hit up Instagram Live last night, and fans were quick to notice that Mike specifically asked Connor if he'd date Madison Prewett. And Connor basically couldn't stop smiling and blushing, and gave the cagiest answer ever.

Well, it’s all happening, folks! has arrived, which means that Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have officially started their non-royal lives. While they’ve already made some of the big changes, like move to away from the U.K. to Canada, they’re still easing into others, like the whole giving up their royal titles thing.

Hoo, boy. This coronavirus pandemic has some celebrities acting all kinds of reckless! First claimed people dying from the virus was "inevitable," then and now Evangeline Lilly is out here .

Remember last week when, in the course of one night on The Bachelor, Peter Weber got engaged to Hannah Ann Sluss, broke up with Hannah Ann Sluss, and ? All while still having the time to spend 5-100 hours staring off dramatically into the sunset while a confused kangaroo hopped by? Yeah, well, and now it looks like his exes are bonding on Instagram.

I don't know if you noticed this quite yet, but like...face tattoos are officially in, y'all. Literally all the celebrities are getting them, and that isn't an exaggeration. Amanda Bynes has two heart tattoos on her face right now, Post Malone added another face tatt to his millions of others, Anwar Hadid got the cutest little dots underneath his eye, and now Aaron Carter is following suit with a face tattoo of his own (again)!

Last night's episode of The Bachelor was exhausting and I might never recover, except—oh wait LOL—we're doing it all over again tonight. Obviously, most of the drama surrounded Madison and Peter, who had several intense conversations—including one right before Madi met Pete's family and got grilled by his mom. And during this convo, fans noticed that Madison seemed to have some kinda note scrawled on her hand.

Poor pilot Pete! After carefully eliminating/making out with multiple women all season, he finally whittled his options down to two contestants only to be dumped by one of them!

Yes, there are important things to talk about when it comes to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's current trip to England, like: How are they getting along with the rest of the royal fam? Has Harry met with his brother Prince William and Kate Middleton yet? And why didn't Meghan and Harry bring baby Archie with them to the U.K.? But this article isn't about any of those things—sorry!—instead, we're here to talk about one of Meghan's necklaces.

After months of waiting, about how Peter's season ends. TL;DR Madison self-eliminates, Peter breaks up with Hannah Ann, and then Peter wins Madison back. Per Reality Steve, the couple are currently together but not engaged—however! ? Well about that. Buried towards the end of Reality Steve's spoilers is this nugget of info:

Sooooo, ? Well according to Reality Steve, Peter is 100 percent not currently with Hannah Ann Sluss, which, bummer because . And on top of that, the Bachelor spoiler source reports that Hannah Ann was spotted with quarterback Josh Dobbs over the weekend.

Clare Crawley , and if you have literally no idea who she is, . TL;DR though? Clare competed on Juan Pablo Galavis' season of The Bachelor, was on two seasons of Bachelor in Paradise, and—most importantly—competed on Bachelor Winter Games where she straight up GOT ENGAGED. Clare fell for Benoît Beauséjour-Savard, who popped the question on TV. Behold:

Good morning, hi, hello, ABC finally announced their next Bachelorette. Actually, I take back "finally" since this news is actually coming super early in Peter Weber's season—normally we have to wait for After the Final Rose in several weeks. But anyway, Bachelor Nation's next Bachelorette is none! other! than! 38-year-old California native Clare Crawley. In other words, zero contestants from Peter's season made the final cut (sorry, !), and .

As much as we all love the weekend, I personally can't wait for it to be Monday morning, cause that's when the next Bachelorette will be announced, and after all of the speculation about who it might be, I need answers ASAP!

The Bachelor is almost over and now the internet has pivoted to the very important task of . Typically, the show looks to The Bachelor for prospects and announces their pick during the After the Final Rose Ceremony. But this year it looks like they're doing things a little differently.

Welp, now that after fleeing from , I guess it's fair that they'll start getting treated like true non-royals, right? In addition to and their , Meghan and Harry will also be losing their government protection in Canada, too.

Reality Steve just dropped a big spoiler claiming that which, sure. Would love to see more footage of her trying to drink champagne on TV. While it's still up in the air who will actually get the gig, Kelsey claimed she didn't join with the intent of being cast.

Peter Weber's season of , which means the world can finally take a break from reality TV. Ha ha ha, kidding, The Bachelorette is lurking just around the corner, and the time has come to speculate about who ABC's next star will be.