And just like that, our world shatters *sadly, not a sex joke*.Frankly, no one would blame you for raising an eyebrow here. We rose both when our editor presented us with this, ahem, news story this morning.After all, we're talking about the legendary Gary Beadle of Geordie Shore fame here, aren't we?Him of parsnip peen fame? Of Dreamboys fame? Of sleeping with five sets of identical twins fame? Of sleeping with over 1,000 women fame?!He might've stepped away from the glamorous world of reality TV, VIP parties and eating kebabs in the rain, but those memories don't just go away.