Colbert Jokes Dianne Feinstein Is Either Having Memory Problems, or Signed ‘With the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’

Tom Brady quashed rumors about yet another NFL comeback, and the seven-time Super Bowl champ did so in the cutest way possible.The 45-year-old, twice-retired NFL legend took to Twitter on Tuesday and addressed a report from NFL Network's Rich Eisen, who said on his radio show that, among the handful of rumors he heard while at the NFL Scouting Combine in Indianapolis, he heard Brady connected with the Miami Dolphins about a possible NFL comeback.«Folks are saying keep an eye on Miami,» Eisen said.Brady, however, is saying not so fast.«Anyone who thinks I have time to come back to the NFL has never adopted a 2 month old kitten for their daughter,» Brady tweeted on Tuesday.Brady shares two children with ex Gisele Bündchen -- Benjamin, 13, and Vivian, 10 — as well as 15-year-old son Jack with ex Bridget Moynahan.Anyone who thinks I have time to come back to the NFL has never adopted a 2 month old kitten for their daughter. https://t.co/Qzf2H4vr1jBack on Feb.

Police investigating a car crash that left three people dead and two seriously injured in Cardiff have given an update about the night the group went missing and the search for them.

pictures show two Newport clubbers smiling before they vanished this weekend - as police find three bodies in a crashed car. Darcy Ross and Rafel Jeanne smile in Snapchat images. The pair vanished alongside Sophie Russon, 20, Eve Smith, 21, and Shane Loughlin disappeared on Friday night.

Police searching for five people who disappeared after a night out in Cardiff say they have found three of them dead.

Tampa Bay Times reported that Rossington had survived quintuple bypass surgery, with Rossington telling the paper, “I’ve had heart attacks on stage a lot.” In 2015, he suffered another heart attack and had emergency heart surgery in 2021.Rossington was the last surviving member of Lynyrd Skynyrd, with whom he played until his death.

post, the Rays called Wills “a beloved figure throughout the Tampa Bay community and Major League Baseball.” The MLB commemorated Wills’ “impeccable play-by-play calling, his insightful analysis and his infectious personality.”“Dave was an outstanding broadcaster, a great friend and an even better person,” said the Rays’ principal owner Stuart Sternberg in the MLB announcement. “He had a remarkable talent for bringing the game to life for our fans and was a vital part of the Rays family.

A version of this story about Martin McDonagh and “The Banshees of Inisherin” first appeared in the Down to the Wire issue of TheWrap’s awards magazine.   Seventeen years after winning an Oscar with “Six Shooter,” an uproarious and touching short film starring Brendan Gleeson, and 14 years after making his feature directing debut with “In Bruges,” British-Irish playwright turned moviemaker Martin McDonagh now has his most successful movie for awards.

Gisele Bundchen is determined to "do better" amid the "challenges" in her life. The 42-year-old supermodel - who divorced Tom Brady last October after 13 years of marriage - insisted being healthy is more than just diet and exercise so she's focused on a positive attitude. She wrote on Instagram alongside a photo of her in a yoga pose: "Being healthy is more than a clean diet and exercise.

Madonna reportedly visited her brother Anthony Ciccone in the last few months of his life. According to a source who spoke to People, Madonna, along with her six other siblings, had a complex relationship with her older brother Anthony due to his long-standing struggles with addiction. However, despite the estrangement, the Grammy Award-winning singer did her best to be a source of support for him in his final months.

A retired quarterback, a divorced dad, and a television football analyst walk into a bar…

Huffington Post article, the headline of which reads “Florida Executes Man Used As ‘Political Pawn’ By Ron DeSantis.”Dillbeck was convicted of killing two people two years ago by a non-unanimous jury. He killed Fay Vann, whose family thanked DeSantis for carrying out the death sentence.

An urgent 'do not swim' warning has been issued at a UK beach for an entire year after dangerous levels of bacteria were found in the water. Faecal matter has been uncovered at St Mary's Bay on Romney Marsh in Kent by the Environment Agency and swimmers are now being told to stay away throughout 2023.

EXCLUSIVE: Alan Cumming (The Traitors), Charlie Creed-Miles (Giri/Haji) and Clare Coulter (Three Pines) are leading feature road movie Drive Back Home, which is underway in Northern Ontario.

Chris Hemsworth is continuing to stay in tip-top shape!

Not feeling the love? Tom Brady sent a cryptic message on his first Valentine’s Day since his split from Gisele Bündchen.

Selome Hailu Fox’s telecast of Super Bowl LVII on Sunday night brought in an average 113 million viewers, according to Nielsen. That means that the Kansas City Chiefs’ victory over the Philadelphia Eagles reached a 1% larger audience than last year’s game between the Los Angeles Rams and the Cincinnati Bengals on NBC. These statistics indicate Nielsen’s time zone-adjusted fast national measurements from both events, with this year’s number including viewership across Fox, Fox Deportes and digital Fox and NFL properties. Last year’s 112 million viewers came from NBC, Telemundo, Peacock, NBC Sports Digital, NFL digital platforms and Yahoo Sports mobile properties.

Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen, as they get used to the aftermath of their divorce, and co-parenting their two kids, Vivian Lake and Benjamin Rein.The two finalized their divorce in October after months of speculation that their relationship was coming to an end. They were together for thirteen years, having tied the knot during a private ceremony in 2009.They have already faced some of their first milestones apart, including both of their kids' birthdays and Christmas, which the kids spent with Gisele in her home country of Brazil, and now they are gearing up for another one.WATCH: Tom Brady talks family following split from Gisele BundchenMORE: Was Rihanna's son at Super Bowl 2023? Her family life revealedTuesday, February 14th will mark the very first Valentine's Day the couple spend without celebrating one another and their relationship.Though Gisele has sparked romance rumors with her jiu-jitsu instructor Joaquim Valente – the two were recently spotted vacationing together – and fellow football player Rob Gronkowski has jokingly suggested 80 for Brady actress Sally Field would be a perfect match for Tom – the two are have reportedly yet to move on with anyone else following their split.MORE: Travis and Jason Kelce's sad family history revealed ahead of Super BowlTom and  Gisele announced they had officially finalized their divorce with separate statements, both posted on Instagram on October 28th.

Another one in the books! The Kansas City Chiefs won Super Bowl LVII on Sunday, February 12, overtaking the Philadelphia Eagles with a score of 38 to 35.

CBS Sports has simulated the outcome of Super Bowl LVII. And if you’re a betting woman or man, you should pay attention.

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